Stonks!

Play Stonks! unblocked

Looking for a platformer you can play at school? Stonks! loads straight in your browser on Physics Shark: free, unblocked and nothing to install. Play it on a school Chromebook, a laptop, a phone or a tablet.

What is Stonks!?

An arcade game about an amoeba with huge evolutionary ambitions and a very questionable plan: keep jumping higher until nature admits it has a point. The goal is simple: cling to platforms, gain height, and avoid finding out exactly how deep the abyss goes. The higher the run, the trickier the stages become: platforms change shape, routes get tighter, and every sloppy jump turns into a scientific experiment with a sad ending.

Collect biomass to boost your jump, unlock new stages of evolution, and use a mid-air jump when ordinary amoeba determination is no longer enough. Every run is a chance to beat your personal record for height, time, and collected biomass.

Stonks! starts fast, pulls you in easily, and keeps reminding you: evolution loves persistence, but gravity is still stronger.

How to play Stonks!

Press and hold with your finger or the left mouse button on the game field, pull in a direction, and release to jump. Jump direction and power depend on the length and angle of the movement.

Try to land on platforms and keep moving upward. Collect biomass: it strengthens your jump and helps you reach tougher sections. After unlocking the mid-air jump, you can push the amoeba one extra time while airborne: use it to adjust your trajectory or reach a platform.

Stonks! FAQ

Is Stonks! free to play?

Yes. Stonks! is free on Physics Shark, with nothing to download and no account to make.

Can I play Stonks! unblocked at school?

Stonks! runs in a normal browser tab with no install, so it plays on school Chromebooks and laptops, with nothing to install and no account.

Does Stonks! work on phones and tablets?

Yes. It works with touch controls on phones and tablets, and with a keyboard and mouse on computers.